Vengeance has never been sweeter than the day you discovered 16 spinning barrels of missile-launching action with your Rubber Band Machine Gun.
We don’t care how productive you are at the office. There comes a time when you find a stray rubber band and you just…must…shoot it. There’s always someone who deserves your wrath. Maybe your target is your boss as soon as his head’s turned. Or someone in accounting who comes to you with too many questions about your expense report. Or your office mate who, well, just because she’s your office mate.
Whatever the motivation, you pick up that innocent rubber band, hook it to your trigger finger, stretch it, aim your finger like a gun barrel and let rubber fly. The result is… somewhat anticlimactic. Often your targets don’t even know they’re being targeted. But they will if you launch 16 barrels of justified wrath at them from a black wooden gun that holds 42 rubber bands per barrel – a total of 672 rubber band rounds of firepower. That’s an air strike your enemies will remember. The Rubber Band Machine Gun is truly a weapon of mass destruction – or at least you’ll destroy all decorum wherever you launch your attack. Rubber bands included.
At IMBOLDN, we understand it’s not always serious moments at the office. Or at the dorm or in your family home, for that matter. That’s why we bring you a whole arsenal of rubber band missile-launching possibilities, including the Elastic Precision Model PPK Rubber Band Gun and the Arcus 3D Printed Rubber Band Gatling Gun.
After all, you can’t make a preemptive strike if you don’t have the most advanced firepower.